Dish is on the go--like a do-it-all woman in a playtex commercial of the 1980s. She works, she takes care of the kids (cat), she's so "with it" that she wear a tampon. While the last one doesn't apply, I'm hopping on a train to D.C. in an hour for the rest of the week.My big thought--I always have huge ones--is the possibility that Penelope Cruz's poochie stomach is a bun in the oven, as reported by Page Six. If that's true, Penelope is my enemy for defiling and ravaging my future husband Javier Bardem. It breaks my corazon.
How Dare You Even Think Of Such A Thing?? IF Penelope is knocked up it was done in a doctors office. Javier Bardem would never have sex with a woman; Penelope would never have sex with a man for that matter!
ReplyDeleteShe dated Tom Cruise - That makes her a lesbian!
Trust me, Javier enjoyed me tea-bagging him to much to ever be with anyone without a nut-sac - He is a real squirrel!!!
But aren't these stars kind of omnisexual? They kind of do whoever's beautiful and right there?
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