Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Happy Birthday, Simon John Spank Me Charles Patchouli Le Bon!!!

Haiku for Simon

You are fifty-one
Hotter than lizard mixtures
Or striped hungry wolves

You're as easy as
pink tiger spandex, long legs
a nuclear war

Come up and see us
Make us smile, do what you want
Running Wild Boy (Ga!)

I could spot those jowls
in a snowstorm, dear snowflake
Ever “blond” madness

Happy birthday, Simes
Keep on eating your Wheaties
And rocking your fans!

2 comments:

  1. How about some haikus about JJ or Hershey Kiss or your family or your bosses? Simon Le Bon???????

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  2. HersheyKiss8:16 PM

    Thanks for the good thoughts, md, but I'm good. I'll give you mine.

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