I've Been a Bad Bad Dish...

I wandered out to my fave deli to get lunch and walked right out WITHOUT PAYING. No one ever suspects Dish of theft so when I returned to pay, NO ONE HAD NOTICED. That's almost as bad as the guilt I felt for not paying.

Put your ear closer so that I can whisper: In today's who-gives-a-sh*t, Ashley Cole who might have cheated on ex-wife Cheryl "Chezza" Cole (the one fired from X Factor in US) allegedly reunited with her. Never go back to an ex! There's a reason you break up and a BIG one if he's cheated. Courtney ALEXIS Stoddard--Doug Huchison's new 16 y.o. bride--has a music video. I wonder what she's trying to sell here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0&feature=player_embedded#at=29.

Now saving the best for last: Dish's dear friend and a rising star in L.A. Langdon Bosarge of Langdon Nation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4XAaOVwmTQ&feature=related) has fallen head of heels in love with hunkalicious CNN anchor Don Lemon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkTw-nPVqSg). Actually, I can't think of a couple more suited for each other. Whaddya say, Fate? Can you put these two kids together, the way you did TG and Dish? It must be done!!!