Where Did I Go?

Can I help that my daytime schedule sucked the energy from my limbs? I thought about the stars but could not research, opine or obsess as usual. Dishreaders, that lapse ends today. While I remain in Los Angeles, somewhere in the Santa Monica area in a super-sh*tty hotel, I am free as a bird and ready to root out the dirt.

Today, I'm dealing with the shock wave that Dr. Paul Nassir and Adrienne Maloof are separating. My heart breaks. They fought constantly on RHoBH but seemed to have this shorthand. I fantasized that their chilliness masked a smoldering connection behind closed doors. Maybe they are so rich, so taut-skinned that they don't need to struggle, which can be the struggle. Sad.

Still not reeling over the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal. Still believe it was a staged breakup. If it wasn't, ain't youth grand? Time to bring on the new big couple from a 50 Shades of Grey movie.

The Jacksons continue to be an absolute mess.

In personal news, TG is sore from his first surfing lesson. He's having fun berating me over my poor hotel choice.

Chad Everett, Gone But Never Forgotten

WTF, celebrities in their sixties and seventies? It's really hard for us when you leave this world. Rest in peace, Chad Everett who was fifty shades of "hunkalicious", worked tirelessly in classic TV and movies: most recently in the remake of Psycho and Mulholland Drive. Dish enjoyed him in Love Boat and Murder She Wrote. His CV is miles long.

I'm about to leave for Southern California for Daytime Dish Duties, but TG is storming the castle and forcing some sunning, surfing and relaxing. I will post but it might be a little rushed.

Gossip: The Jacksons are all screwed up again--money, custody, is the mother really competent, interventions, smacking on the face. It's like a long tired seventy-year run of Dynasty.

The pics of Christian Bale visiting shooting victims in CO made me teary. Can you imagine BATMAN HIMSELF visiting you? That would put anyone on the path to healing.