Saturday, September 02, 2006

Cruise and Shields No Longer at War


So, like, Tom went over to Brooke's house and they like totally reconnected. He was like: I'm so sorry? I shouldn't have said those things, but drugs are, like, still so not cool. And she was like: It's okay, Tom, it's like a free country? And it's, like, your choice what drugs you take? But for your information, I'm only taking my one-a-day and the occasional Advil for wicked crampage. And he was like: That is so rocking, so can we call our publicists to announce this so women won't think I'm a total suck-butt? And she was like: you so do not suck, Tom, in fact, you are so real--and aging freakishly well. This was sooooo important for us to do, Tom. Totally, Brooke.

And then they totally got into watching Spongebob and giving each other mani's and pedi's.

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