Today is important because it’s Jon Tenney’s birthday. Forty-five years ago, the heavens parted and God pointed his finger downward. “Behold, Jon, and heed the word of the Lord,” He bellowed. “After graduating from Vassar, thou shalt dazzle New York theater crowds in The Heiress and The Substance of Fire. Heretofore, most excellent TV shows like Equal Justice and The Closer will showcase your Me-given gifts. Thou shalt trade barbs with Matthew Perry in Fools Rush in, though we have a hard time believing you’re the mean guy. Most importantly, thou shalt bear a daughter, Emerson, whose talents and gorgeosity (from the perfect gene pool) will shine upon the land.” And so it was. Our Dish wish is for Jon Tenney to have a great birthday and enjoy the rest of his forties. Forty-five is that much closer to fifty. Just ask Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thorton and Harrison Ford. Fifty is fabulous. So actually, happy early 50th birthday. We think you’re bitchin’ (as long as you don’t get an earring because that would be desperate).
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Happy Birthday, Jon!
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