Monday, September 03, 2007
Whoring out your children -- The Dakota Fanning Method
Cranky Rant of the Night: Theft! Three ad adencies came up with the brilliant idea of having kids say smart, edumacated stuff about certain products -- kids who would probably rather make their poopies into boats in the toilet bowl. Companies doing these silly ads are salesgenie.com, AIG, and Verizon. Yes, these robotic, money-obsessed children are our future. Either that or children are the new pets. And they grow up so fast...and get busted for DUI twice and driving high and without a license and do nothing for humanity.
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What the hell does Dakota have to do with DUI. You're thinking about those two tards Paris and Lindsey.
It's true, Dakota doesn't have a DUI...yet. And Drew Barrymore didn't have one either.
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