Why...

...is Lindsay Lohan back in the news again? Dish is perpetuating this but I don't understand. She's the most boring person on the planet. What is she doing now that's different from a year ago, i.e. drinking and getting fired from movies? It's been downhill since The Parent Trap.

Alexa Ray Joel got a nose job and now she looks like everyone else. I for one feel huge honkers are sexy. It didn't hurt Barbra Streisand or Adrian Brody.

Tonight TG and I are going to see Cirque du Soleil--the banana one. I'm told some of the dancers wear next to nothing at all. Score!