Mouth Guard in Mouth at Bedtime; GONE in the Morning!!!

Another of Arnold's ex-lovers has come forward and is now being represented by Gloria Allred. Oh, sorry. Some readers are bored by the topic of Arnold's sex scandal. I am, too, but it's still news! Should I write instead about Adele and how fall-on-your-face boring amazing the movie Nine is? Here's more scandal, Lorenzo Lamas's ex, Shauna Sands (younger than Dish but looks years older but has huge fun-bags) was arrested for spraying husband with mace. Classy.

Just saw photos of Julia and Tom Hanks showing off upcoming Larry Crowne, a romantic comedy where Tom goes to community college and falls for Julia, his teacher. I wonder what she's teaching. Will they make out on screen? Dear God, will they be in the sack? These are things I can't bear, like seeing Obama in a bathing suit. Some celebrity flesh should never be seen.

Prayers for Jeff Conaway who, according to several sources, ODed on painkillers last week and is in a coma. Lots of celebrity comas this week. Very sad. Dish is going into her own coma--a coma of excellence.