Another Housewife Divorce?

I just read the news that Porsha and Kordell from Real Housewives of Atlanta are divorcing. Praise be! I felt bad for her since she sort of married her father (this happens). She's finally free!

But as one spirited babe is released from prison, another heads to the dark side. Jesse James--the one who cheated multiple times during his relationships with Sandra Bullock and Kat Von D--married an heiress. Unless her brains were sucked out of her ear, how could the new Mrs. James possibly rationalize this union?

I pushed away my worries with Phil Spector, the new Mamet film via HBO. Al Pacino in a wig is still Al Pacino. He begins as Phil, but turns into Al. I had the most trouble with the Mametty dialogue which never seems real. Kind of boring until one scene toward the end when Al chilled me. Helen Mirren is, of course, excellent no matter what.

Run to MOMA if you want to see Tilda Swinton sleeping in a box. Or...you can just come over to Chelsea and watch me from 11-7:30. Oh, the snoring, thrashing and stealing of covers!

Dancing with the Stars: TG and I are hooked! Go Jacoby and Andy Dick! Find out tonight who gets voted off first... My guesses: D.H. Hughley (who seems like a giant pain in the ass), Dorothy Hammill (though this would be like kicking a puppy), or Lisa Vanderpump (love her but zzzz as a dancer). Jacoby for the win.

Deep Musings Over Anne Hathaway Bashing

She was so much easier to deal with as a Disney princess, or when Meryl Streep dressed her down in The Devil Wears Prada, when Jake cheated on her in Brokeback Mountain, as the poor bridal BFF to fabulous Kate Hudson in Bride Wars. But now, with her recent acty performances, her marvelous shrinking body and that Winona-little-boy haircut, and, dear god, articulate and rehearsed award acceptance speeches. Well, screw her!!! Now the rags are saying that she practiced her acceptance speech so we would like her more. Failure, Anne Hathaway! You're supposed to act completely shocked, say Oh My God a few times, blubber, try to catch your breath and forget to thank a bazillion people, including your new husband. My advice: another crotch flash, blow some spit bubbles and say 1/2 the words you need. Get a weave because the short hair makes it worse. Go far away from Hugh Jackson, too, because you're making the rest of us completely jealous. We all want to jump on a trampoline and sing show tunes with Hugh all day long--and she didn't have to try!!!

But seriously, Dish saw Anne on panel and instantly became imaginary best friends with her. She's pretty cool.

The best news today--mostly for TG--is that Andy Dick is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. This is a huge risk for the franchise. Big mistake. Huge.

In sadness, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up.