Thursday, November 23, 2006

Shocking Shoplifting

The following masked bandit made his way through Petco, shoveling large amounts of beef jerky into his Gucci bag. When led away in cuffs, the thief asked the press to keep his identity a secret as long as possible, at least until trial date. But we did get this photo.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH NO! My secret lover Man is in prison!

(Can u tell me when visiting hours are?)

xoxo _ L

Dish said...

He only has one hour free. The rest of the day he sleeps (poops, eats, farts).