Sunday, November 05, 2006

Short Straw Haiku





I try so hard, sniff
More costumes, accents and fat
Oh my! Smell my chill

Must try my next face
The industry, all Britneys
Frantic ham sandwich

3 comments:

Sam said...

Actually, Martin's on Broadway now, wowing them nightly in Fame Becomes Me. As the fat and obnoxious Jiminy Glick he interviews a new, unsuspecting (?) celebrity audience member each show. One of his standard questions is "Where were you when Queen Elizabeth had Diana killed? I'm just dying to be there the day his guest is Helen Mirren.

Dish said...

I knew he was on Broadway, but that show got mediocre reviews from what I've read. Would love to see Helen Mirren, though!

Anonymous said...

so true - so SICK of seeing him (and a few others, to boot!) but I shamefully admit, I woudn't mind trading places! ~ L

ps.s. >>> HI SAM!