1. Stop feeding into negative publicity about celebrities (Already cackling over Pamela Anderson's impending divorce and Lohan's leap off the wagon into drunk make-out land).
2. Read inspirational news and ignore Britney (Checked Perezhilton.com five times in the last hour).
3. Avoid sugar (except for that piece of See's candy lingering on desk, more appetizing than month-old, frozen over dulce de leche ice cream).
4. Run even when dead tired (Done--except tonight felt gassy by the third mile so retreated from jungle of treadmills. Mistakenly ate garlic at lunch).
5. Support stars who support causes (meditated tonight and thought of Richard Gere, which totally screwed up my trance).
6. Stop watching movies dominated by a cast of craggy white men (exception: Space Cowbows).
7. Don't be shocked and bitter when you hear of stars who've had plastic surgery (i.e. Shirley MacLaine, whom Dish loves).
8. Be nicer to cat who could be Laurence Olivier reincarnated (he's sitting in the corner eating his butt).
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