My Favorite Whore (This Week)...

...is Dr. Christian Troy. I've stuck with him through three seasons of Nip/Tuck and just started the fourth, as I clean up cat puke from a backed-up hairball. I'd never date Christian, but might carry him around in my breast pocket for a spell. He'd give me good advice...and he'd call me "sweetheart." I can't decide if he's a little kinky, a little sadistic, a little good-guy-buried-under-evil, a little gay. Whatever the case, he surprises me. Just when I believe he's that guy I wanted in college then grew tired of post 35, he'll pull out the rug, on which my cat just puked. Blessings on the good doctor, who is my bright spark in this dark tunnel--that resembles my cat's esophagus.