Like the jealous girlfriend who thinks the lipstick on her boy's collar is suspicious when it's actually juice from his bloody roast beef sandwich, Dish made a bad call on the "Tempted" video. As far as I can see, it was made by a horny teen with spliced footage of Duran Duran from other videos. I was rash and made assumptions that Duran Duran wanted to see women pole-riding to their music. Forgive me, boys. I know virtue exists and this knowledge saves me from despair.On to Oscars, Superman and I are going to a party filled with my family of gay men. It will be Heaven for me. Could be Heaven for Superman if he plays his cards right. Most straight men I know secretly enjoy attention from all sides. I predict Hugh Jackman will charm the knickers off everyone--animal, vegetable, mineral--and the Politically Correct movies/actors (except for Mickey Rourke, but his face has been through hell and he rescues dogs so give him a freaking award!!!) will take home awards (not that this is a bad thing).
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