
1. "I was such a geek in high school."
2. "It's just diet and exercise."
3. "I'm out here supporting this important cause."
4. "I've had no work done."
5. "With [insert spouse's name], it was easy to give up my wild lifestyle."
6. "As usual, the tabloids are fabricating lies about me."
7. "I was in the hospital for exhaustion."
8. "It was a bad reaction to antihihystemines."
9. "Believe it or not, I've only slept with four men in my life."
10. "I want to set the record straight."
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