Star Sighting--Could Be Fake Because TG Can Be a Liar

TG says he saw Ed Asner today at the hot dog cart on 86th Street. The vendor recognized him and Ed said, "Yeah, I'm Ed Asner but I've gotten spiritual. Can you make me one with everything?"

Okay, I think that's a lie. Damn you, TG, for toying with Dish!

Cyclops and the City

Isn't this hilarious? Official poster!!! Click on it to get the full effect.

"Hello, Sandra? Hi, it's Halle."

"What's new, fellow Oscar winner for Best Actress?"
"That award is a love-curse. My hot man and I are dunzo."
"Been there!"
"Can I bring my baby over to meet your baby and have a big cryfest?"
"Way ahead of you. Whipping up some margaritas and have a bucket of Snickers bars."
"Yummers!"

Allegedly, Halle's man just wasn't feeling it, which is more legit than whoring with every tattooed stripper in town, thereby eclipsing your wife's Oscar win. It's okay, best actresses, you will survive!

Star Sighting--Joan Allen

5:15 pm, 12th and 7th Ave: Dish would know JA's adorable smooshy nose anywhere. DishFriends have had the sighting before and prepared me for Stick Figure Woman. She walked by and I whipped around to see the boney ass. This one had some junk in her trunk. It might not have been Joan Allen at all.

Why...

...is Lindsay Lohan back in the news again? Dish is perpetuating this but I don't understand. She's the most boring person on the planet. What is she doing now that's different from a year ago, i.e. drinking and getting fired from movies? It's been downhill since The Parent Trap.

Alexa Ray Joel got a nose job and now she looks like everyone else. I for one feel huge honkers are sexy. It didn't hurt Barbra Streisand or Adrian Brody.

Tonight TG and I are going to see Cirque du Soleil--the banana one. I'm told some of the dancers wear next to nothing at all. Score!

It's a Boy!

Sandra adopted adorable Louis Bardo Bullock. What a cute photo. I'm happy for her, but think the timing is weird. We've felt bad for Sandra--not really sorry for her because she's tough, must have known what she married, and has mega-bucks. Having the baby wraps up the previous two months' horror in a nice bow. She won't be lonely now that she has Louis. I doubt it. This Jesse James catastrophe will take a while to get over during which she'll probably be a great mother--especially since she had kept this enormous secret for four months. I sort of think this cover of People should have waited maybe another month. But, whatever, good for her!

Wonder how much People paid her and did she give it to charity?

Hell

Dish is weeping at the keyboard. Tonight my favorite show Glee aired a new episode, but did I have time to watch? I was responsible and did work. Using her favorite term (other than "The hubris of modernity"), DM would call this "autopunition." It pays bills.

Because I'm in a bad mood, I'll unload an irritation. On Sunday's Brothers & Sisters, the fabulous Sarah thought belatedly that she might be pregnant then couldn't remember when her last period was and maybe she was late. When you're having a lot of unprotected sex with a hot French man named Luc who dropped out of the sky, you're ALWAYS keeping track. Most girls always keep track and know exactly when it's supposed to come, unless she "has irregular periods." Now that I've made J.J. on his Gin & Tonic I will go to sleep.

Happy Birthday, Roger Taylor!

Today, our dear Rog is 50 and the most well preserved of Duran Duran--officially. My feeling about Roger--because you're hanging on each word--he bored me at first with his shyness and gender specific hair but then I was 14. He had a good move now and then, i.e. His sober-eyed drum twirl in the video for "Girls on Film" indicated a highly evolved creature that resided on a cloud above the screeching girls. He left the band, and, truth be told, I didn't cry. After a few years, I missed him (tho "Notorious" drumming was excellent) and was elated when he returned. It made me realize how integral he was to the band, providing a peaceful balance (this based on perception and not reality. They might all fight like snakes).