Why didn't anyone tell us sooner? We found out today, in a knitting circle, that Claire Danes left Billy Crudup for her new co-star Hugh Dancy. Dish immediately ran from the room because we've been waiting for years for Billy Crudup to be single. And then we remembered angelic BF, who has accepted the permanence of our celebrity crushes (Duran Duran, Gale Harold, Liev Schreiber, Keanu Reeves, and, uh, Jennifer Connelly), along with various neuroses. BF would never walk out on us while we were seven months pregnant. He'd be nice enough to wait until the baby was born, then hie himself in his getaway sportscar. We sat back down and knit another row on our hideous orange and yellow bag. 
To bring cattiness to a new level, is Liz Hurley ever getting married? Seems like she's been engaged forever and that details of her nuptials leak every few months. Did it ever happen? Is this like Norm's wife Vera?
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