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What's in the news? Lindsay Lohan allegedly got fired from Ugly Betty. Both sides say it's the other's fault. Well, if I'd spent so much time misbehaving, I would bend over backwards (!) to be saintly. Nothing would get me fired. It's called having a WORK ETHIC. If America Ferrera wanted to short-sheet my bed, I'd let her and then I'd do everything I could to get on her good side. Once I'd re-amassed my power, I'd rig cans of paint to fall on her head during a hot date--but not a second before. Every fall-out has two versions, but I gotta go with America on this one. I did love Lindsay in The Parent Trap, though.

Other less important news: Dish has a date with Superman tomorrow--though he claims not to be able to leap tall buildings. Landmark moment: It's the first time in 24 years Dish will date someone who is the prettier one. Let's hope I can stand everyone NOT staring at me. What can I say? I'm crying tears of joy. (Unless he's a Ted Bundy type--in which case, crap! And Dish Brother is my beneficiary and gets all my really interesting diaries)