Dish's New 2012 Diet!

TG and I might have reached a new low (or is it high)as I ate macaroni & cheese while watching him do his ab workout while he watched Jail, a self-explanatory reality show. Guess who's lost two pounds? Me!

Don't Buy Gifts Just Yet: Halle Berry is not engaged! She and Olivier are just going steady. Hurry up, Halle. You don't want to keep us from speculating further on your relationship, do you? And what's the latest on Johnny/Vanessa? It's been days since we saw the shocking photos of Vanessa without makeup, allegedly wan from the misery of a Depp-less day.

Kardashian/Beyonce drama continues with no good outcome. The Khloe Kardashian paternity issue is vile. I wouldn't wish that rumor on those I hate most but it's juicy controversy that comes at a fascinating time. No doubt Khloe will show us her resilience on an ep of Khloe & Lamar. As for the Blue Ivy birthing, I'm sure there was a big production. Beyon-Z are laughing all the way to the bank with the new baby-inspired song. I would gladly hire them to manage my 401K.

Dish signed up for Mama Gena's NYC class in February. Just a lark for this uptight New England WASP. Am envisioning coconut bras, celebrating my inner goddess and stuffing dollar-bills down my own pants. Can't wait!

My good deed for the day: 1 Chapter of Wheelock's Latin. Bad deed: Pretending cat hurl behind the couch doesn't exist.

Star Sighting--Dana Ivey!!!

10:45am: Dishbrother reports the sighting while boarding the Downtown 1 train at 86th Street. Dana seemed annoyed "as usual" but then sat down, whipped out a magazine and appeared perfectly happy. Go, Dana! Angry Birds also helps cool my jets on a stuffy car.

AnnaLynne McCord "accidentally" tweeted her tatas to a no-doubt delighted fan. It's an epidemic! If you can't be topless in a movie, why not Tweet it! Mayhap this blossoms into a movie project for McCord.

Of all the injustice! Snoop Dogg arrested in Texas for carrying around the maryjane. Come on. It's Snoop. He's not hurting anyone and we like when he does cameos on shows. Just let him go.

And so much controversy and news over Beyonce's birth. Jay-Z released a new song about it--already being the best father ever! And allegedly, this was a vadge-birth and not a C-section and were hospital personnel ignoring non-celeb babies? We need the facts ASAP. Maybe consider holding a press conference to clear up all misconceptions.

Beyonce's Baby Is Here!

Oh, and Jay-Z might have had something to do with it. A little girl Blue Ivy Carter arrived at some point via C-section. The celebs never disappoint with the quirky names, though this one is kinda pretty. The BeyonZ marriage/pregnancy/birth was shrouded in secrecy, which Dish respects. But...doesn't it take a whole lot of effort to be so private? I gave up privacy a long time ago, though I'm not a celebrity. Yet.

The Good Wife's Alan Cumming married his sweetheart. The picture is positively joyous. Keep those same sex marriages coming. The more these buffoon Republicans (except for Huntington and Ron Paul who are intelligent but unelectable) see that gay marriage is real and unstoppable, the more they will shut the hell up and get with the times.

TG and I are having a quiet night at home, watching the latest Snapped and eating butterscotch/chocolate blondies with milk #f$#cknewyearsresolutions.