Dish Has Strep

Jealous?

I've been too busy showing off my new squeaky voice to follow the stars. But I did find a few gems. Country legend Randy Travis was busted for DWI...naked. Living out of the limelight can be crushing. Maybe he could write a country song about the experience. Superskinnygorgeousblondactress Kate Bosworth, who made most people furious with her dating Alex Skarshunk, got engaged to director Michael Polish. Sometimes you just know. Right, Kate? Now get her bony ass out of my sight.

Joan Rivers proved herself a genius workhorse once again by staging a big hissy at Costco because the superstore didn't carry her book. This hissy boosted her book sales. Dishfriend read the book and said it was just too damn mean.

Just now, TG pointed to the screen during a televised celebrity party and said, "There's Icky Marmain!" For two seconds, Dish thought this was a real person. He tortures me.

Who In Hades' Blazes Is This Stepford Creature?

A slow news day: Julia Roberts ad for L'Oreal by Lancome (chapeau over the "o") was pulled in UK for excessive airbrushing. I agree. She looks like a Disney princess and not the Julia we've grown old with over the last 20 years. Shame on Lancome! And besides, wouldn't you want to buy the awesome ALL-NATURAL AND EFFECTIVE skin care products that Dishbrother makes? Yes, yes and yes.

Alex Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth have split. Dishfriend will be VERY happy about this. She's been jonesing for this blond Adonis for ages. And she's not even into blonds! Such is Alex's allure.

Selma Blair finally popped. A boy. Yay! She'd been pregnant for at least 15 months.

There is talk that another woman--not just Lady Long Distance--may have come between Kat Von D and Jesse James. But then, talk is cheap. I would believe just about anything because that's how I roll my dough. The problem is that KVD just got JJ tattooed on her fine self, which leads me to think she angled for permanence with him and... well...something significant *must* have caused this split. That's their business. Let's talk more about me...