Rita Wilson Love Fest

I don't think about Rita Wilson every day but when I see her in a movie, I'm instantly happy. She brightens her surroundings: See Sleepless in Seattle, Runaway Bride, The Bonfire of the Vanities, The Good Wife (she's good at playing a bitch--who knew?), Frasier (ugh), Mixed Nuts, not to mention her brilliance in choosing to produce My Big Fat Greek Wedding, which made her even more super-rich. So what does she do next? She makes an album. When I first heard the news, I thought: Rita singing, I'm so there!

Friday night, I bought the CD. I'd had a long week. I had so much work to do and couldn't sleep. I hate not sleeping. So I sat, read my Runner's World magazine and listened to Rita. It's a lovely album. It relaxed me and soon I was snoozing away. Especially awesome is the duet with Chris Cornell, "All I Have to Do Is Dream."

Bahaha--Now TG is humming the tune.

Happy Birthday, Simon Le Bon!!!

And he was in Page Six today, rocking his Kenneth-Branagh-Much-Ado beard. Dish had to Google the Standard Hotel, shameful given close residency to this fine establishment. Dishcolleague, who also went to the MSG concert on Tuesday, sat five feet in front of the Le Bons and Taylors. She confirmed a well-known fact: That Yasmin Le Bon is still the most beautiful woman on Earth.

Another talented beauty and Renaissance woman Rita Wilson not only produces films but will be releasing an album in February 2012. Let's hope this Hollywood housewife (though she's way more than that) CAN sing. I will get it the minute it comes out because I've liked her since Bonfire of the Vanities, one of the world's suckiest movies that I still love to watch. Because it's all cyclical: one of its stars Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming have a baby on the way.

Eternal jackass and no shining example of fatherhood Michael Lohan was released from jail only to harass his ex again and get busted fleeing from police. Some people just belong behind bars. Landfill.