Watch, Rewind, Repeat

Dish is in that mode where a certain movie is being watched repeatedly. I won’t divulge which movie—it’s too embarrassing. My mother did this with the Jennifer Ehle version of Pride and Prejudice and insisted it wasn’t to ogle Colin Firth. So, yeah, I keep watching this movie just to see my new crush—and not for the reason all you bitches think (well, you would think if you knew which movie). Can’t say who it is, because he’s cliché. And while I harbor this diet-crush (not full-on), he looks malodorous and could be a lush. In fact, I think I’ve seen him stumbling drunk in a TMZ video, but maybe he was celebrating or something.

But I digress. What I really meant to say before this testosterone-poisoning was that I love Kathy Bates. She brightens every screen, even if the movie is garbage. She’s beautiful, talented, and, when she’s acting, you can’t look anywhere else. Definitely in the handful of talents that makes me want to create and be alive.