Saturday, July 07, 2007

Ex-Mayoress Scores Free Love

July 6, 2007, 7:50 p.m. Central Park: We were waiting to piss outside of Shakespeare in the Park's "Romeo and Juliet" when we realized Rudy's ex Donna Hanover was right in front of us. She seemed to be comforting some cranky blond babe, her daughter perhaps? We wondered if the daughter was bemoaning the plight of accepting good friend Judith Nathan as a stepmonster, or the embarrassment of Daddy running for prez. Well, we didn't care about that, but rather focused on Donna's split ends, which were as resplendent as ours. We loved that she wasn't totally glam. Despite BF's anxiety about getting into the show on time (as if we were going to hold it for three hours), we made it through the long line. Lifelong credit is due to BF for waiting in line for five hours for tickets. No one else would have done this for us and we are lucky. Who knew Lauren Ambrose could do something other than play an emotional teenager? Oh wait...that's totally Juliet.

July 4, 2007, 10:20 a.m., 19th and 7th Avenue: We plodded with BF toward the deli for sandwiches to take to Jones Beach. We sniffed and almost missed Victor Garber and friend walk past us. Both gents seemed animated and happy and we pointed him out to BF, who said, "Who's that?" Uh, Alias? Titanic? And those are just the most commercial things. Okay, there was the episode of Will & Grace. BF had no idea who he was but we assured him Garber was huge...and we see him in our neighborhood so often we might introduce ourselves. No we won't.

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