Kevin Kline for President Haiku

Bush removes polyps

from his colon (that's the butt)

Go back to Texas

'Bama, Hilly fine

Giuliani? Oh horrors!

Dish nominates Dave

So tall, Dave friendly

Sigourney Weave, FIRST LADY!

Eat that Langella.

Dave balance budget

plays with the dogs on the lawn

Ben Kingsley, Vice Prez!

No inane speeches

Keep us out of stupid wars

Dave voters, unite!