Friday, July 20, 2007

Queer Star Sightings Not on Delancey

July 20, 2007, 8:30 a.m.: Dish is shaking over missing a stupendous sighting. She got a call this morning from her hairstylist who saw Gale Harold, that's right, BRIAN KINNEY, at the Chase Bank on 24th and 7th. No further details given as Dish was asleep with a fat cat sitting on her chest. She can't divulge either how much time she spent in that location after receiving the message.

July 10, 2007, 5:30 p.m. As she went to an unnamed appointment, Dish stood in the lobby of a West End building, waiting to be called in. Angling her head at the approaching body, she heard singing in her ears (which is why she goes to an unnamed appointment every week). She turned and saw the Crossing Delancey pickle salesman Peter Reigert coming toward her. He even smiled at her, which was so shocking she had to look away. A celebrity who doesn't have Acquired Situational Narcissism and notices the people around him? Dish definitely had a pickle that night in his honor....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gale Harold!!! Do you know how rare a sighting that is?? Can you please give any other details, thanks!!!!

Dish said...

Tis quite rare, Anonymous, and sadly, Dish always misses these sightings. No other details as far as clothing, pallor, whether eye contact was made. But he was sighted by us in Suddenly Last Summer on Broadway last fall, which cost us 60$. He's very tall. Gale's mystique remains intact.