Dish's new favorite movie moment: Michael Caine explaining what the term "Camel toe" means in The Weather Man. That MC is a dirty, dirty daddy. My ultimate fantasy: for MC to act in the lowest form of entertainment--aside from being directed by Steven Seagal: a douche commercial. He'd still be brilliant.As for The Weather Man, the flick is overcast, but Michael delivers his usual stunning performance, eclipsing the cliched theme of middle-aged-man-who-just-can't-hack-it-and-needs-a-voice-over-so-that-audiences-will-like-his-unlikeable-self.
What is it with screwed up weather people (L.A. Story, Groundhog Day, To Die For)? It's just weather. Oh wait, lighting is striking Dish: sometimes it rains, sometimes it's sunny, sometimes the storm is a'comin'. Life is unreliable. Like the weather! So, if you're a weather person, do something outlandish, like take up archery. That's what Nicholas Cage does so that he can walk around like a freak in the middle of New York. And if you're tired of the angst: watch Sam Champion, who is super fun, perky, and blond, sort of like what Katie Couric used to be.
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