Just when I thought I was safe: I viewed Dating Games People Play. Instead of crap, I got hurl, which is what one of the female characters did on her date during the act of love. Such a way to impress and Dish loves those gratuitous gross scenes. Leslie Mann loses it on Steve Carrell in The Forty-Year-Old Virgin, Hillary Swank tosses tequila cookies on Harry Connick, Jr. in P.S. I love you, and my favorite: Aitana Sánchez-Gijón blows dainty pregnancy chunks on Keanu Reeves...and they fall in love in A Walk in the Clouds.Key Takeaway: I will find some way to ooze pus or project liquids--or maybe I'll just pee--on my next date. It's another way to give of myself and will incite his protective instincts.
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