Where to begin? My long trip is over but it was fun. Thoughts: Anderson Cooper and I should be related. Loved hearing him diss the Lohans on Regis and Kelly this morning. His laugh might annoy me after a while, though who wouldn't want such a smarty-pants in the family?
Speaking of family, nothing says love like Nicole Kidman's devotion to her son in the atrocity remake of a remake, The Invasion. Delicious and ciggie-worn Daniel Craig tantalizes her with undying friendship. Not only that but hunktastic Jeremy Northam vomits on Nicole, thereby infecting her (FUN!). And yet HAPPY HAPPY ENDING for all!!! My heart yearned for a creepy scene as in the previous installment, where Donald Sutherland points and yells at the non-zombie human. I wonder, is this Nicole's response to Scientology?
Lastly, Dish was awarded a creepy scene in the form of Zac Effron, who invaded a dream. Isn't he, like, really young and girly? Am I officially a cougar? My internal summit concludes it was another "gift" to help with the agony of dating, which in New York is like a buffet--your date/boyfriend is constantly on the lookout for a better girl, but he'll be with you in the meantime.
This afternoon is devoted to Mad Money, which could be madness itself.
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