Star Sighting--Peter Scolari!!!

5:14pm, Trader Joes on UWS: Our favorite Bosom Buddy exited with what looked like an offspring. Peter Scolari, chewing gum, seemed confused, which is perfectly understandable considering that the TJ on Broadway and 72nd is a big mess. Don't you remember how brilliant Peter was in Bosom Buddies and Newhart? What is he doing now? Why isn't he EVERYWHERE? Maybe because he seems sane.

Speaking of sane...Shia LaBeouf got his ass kicked in a boozy brawl. I feel evil for my schadenfreude. Lindsay Lohan might be going back to jail, too, and I forget why. Does it matter? Jennifer Aniston wore a plunging neckline dress to some ass affair. The world is going to hell!

Here's proof: I just got caught up with my A-List: New York reunion and felt myself--self-loathing at 11 over this--liking Reichen, Ryan and Derek and feeling bad for Austin. What's wrong with Dish?

Demi and Ashton: Is It True?

An End of Days clue came last year with whispers of Ashton straying. Ash & Demi then posed seductively on Twitter afterwards, with her arms and legs all over his. Phew, marriage intact. Now there are more whispers, with Demi hinting oh so cryptically that maybe life ain't so rosy with a man who could be Dish's son (using high science). Posting/not posting on Twitter is clear evidence of clear BS to Dish. I believe all was done for a while. Most stars break up. I just want to know...when will Bruce and Demi get back together?

RHoBH: New housewives Brandi Glanville is branding herself as a bitch, but I'm so over it. There are enough bitches in the housewives franchise. How is she different? Does she read books? It's sad to see how Taylor *is* getting frighteningly skinny. I say, send her and her daughter to Canyon Ranch for at least six months. I'll join!

A List New York: I keep saying I'll stop watching but I can't. It's Gay White Trash.

Dr. Conrad Murray's trial is happening. My problem with this is, yes, he was probably irresponsible. But so many other doctors are involved...and Michael Jackson did the bulk of the damage to himself in his adult years.

Butt...Butt...

Cowboys and Aliens has been getting decent reviews. I would love to see it except cowboys and aliens don't do it for me. Not even for the nostalgic appeal of Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig, locking horns, sweating and acting all pissy...on horses.

So, maybe I spoke too soon. It seems the whole engagement proposal between Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed happened months ago and ever since their relationship has hit the skids. C'mon, kids, 28 years is a long time. Though, I'm not sure I could take GS in large doses either...

Because I can't help myself, I watched the premiere for the second season of The A List: New York. Same group of unpleasant characters (though Mike seems nice and educated). The rest just hiss and scratch like well-groomed, faux-hawk kitties. I was hoping for a new cast. Oh wait, they've added an angry rich hag, who is even more asinine than the boys. Will I watch the next episode, dear god, I just might.

Meatloaf passed out during a concert. NJ Governor Christie felt woozy on his way to sign a bill. To keep rocking and ruining NJ respectively, both might consider hitting a treadmill, STAT.