THIS IS NEWS?

8/2/06

Brick Bronson here. As a serious journalist, I have to ask - is Lance Bass' self-confessed homosexuality news? I was asking myself this very question today, as I lounged in my bubble bath after taping another scintillating episode of Rough Copy News. As a clearly heterosexual male, I admit, it's disgusting. But dear readers, I implore you to look at the subject material here - boy bands? I thought it was common knowledge that to get into these cacophonic entities one had to give a blow job at the audition. (Not that I'd know from experience, or anything.)