10 Fun Things Mel Gibson and Robin Williams Will Do Together in Rehab:
8/10/06

1. Mel will spout anti-Orkian slurs.
2. Robin will take over every conversation.
3. Both will calculate how much more effectively their rehab stints will promote their movies.
4. One will call the other "Chicken Little" in the showers.
5. Who got to kiss hotter babes? Hmmm. Nathan Lane or Michelle Pfeiffer?
6. Robin will pee on Mel at least once.
7. Mel and Robin in rehab...the reality show?
8. As Mel tells his life story, Robin will pull him into an embrace and tell him repeatedly, "It's not your fault."
9. There will be endless fighting--who stole whose thunder by drinking?
10. Mel will tweak Robin's "sugar tits." [allegedly what he'd called one of the female police officers when he was arrested.]