Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Helping My Karma

In an effort to be more positive and PC, I'll just say this mantra:

Puppies, unicorns, Obama, Snuggles fabric softener, save the whales, Tom Hanks/Steven Spielberg/Ron Howard, KY for him AND her, it’s organic, Jamba Juice, end hunger-racism-homophobia, my child is so gifted, that Hillary is such a shrew, maxi pads…with wings, do you have a minute for the environment?, Tickle Me Elmo, Derek Jeter, meds, pretty horses, Forrest Gump, produced by Justin Timberlake, only one period per year, Kaballah, Jesus, the eyes of a child, Bipolar Disorder, reality show to explain the truth, all proceeds go to charity, Gwen Stefani, babies, Oprah and Ellen, the Mets not the Yankees, spirulina, Buddhism, love is all you need, green tea, did you see Project Runway last night, stomach stapling because nothing else worked, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, When Harry Met Sally, R.E.M., rehab, closure, and lastly: Sting and Bono.

2 comments:

J.J. said...

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!! You're my hero!!! I have something to bitch about, wanna hear?? As if... Lets see what this does for my Karma.... Ha Ha. The "New York Yankees" are asking the state for $400,000,000.00 to help build their new stadium. - If you can't afford to build the new house, you shouldn't move!- Here's a thought, pay the players less! Or an even better one, go out of business!!! I can't believe that our society is such a mess! We raise our children follow a religion and play sports instead of being a true, loving and free thinking individual.
Sports & Religion are "War Games"... "You must think the way I do!" " My way is the right way!" " My team is stronger then yours!"
First- it's the bible, Second- it's the ball field & Third- it's the foreign shore with a weapon!!
Will we ever stop drinking the Kool-Aid, and learn to develop our own minds?? Will we ever understand our own hearts??

Dish said...

I am soooo with you.