24 hours of television and Ken Wattahottie

Dish didn't mean to get obsessed, but it happened while watching Season 1 of 24 this weekend. Of course, this site is way behind the times and don't tell us how it ends. Here's what Dish thinks:

Leslie Hope bites it because she has to play the lesbian in that Lifetime movie (we forgot the title).

We always hated Nina. Her jaw is just too square to be a good guy.

Dennis Hopper sucks at accents. We laughed our butts off at his attempt and shouted, "Pabst Blue Ribbon, baby!"

Elizabeth Cuthbert is way too hot as a sixteen-year-old.

Love Dennis Haybert and wish he would take us on a piggy back ride to work every day.

Before 24, we watched Letters from Iwo Jima by Clint Eastwood, which is all historical and stuff. Those Japanese soldiers were just like the American ones. They wanted hugs, not guns. And as usual Ken Watanabe's thespionic mastery took over the screen (as when he stole The Last Samurai from Tom Cruise!). We so want him to win an Oscar someday (but only if that's what he wants, too).