Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Ps. Why do I love Sean Hayes? Because despite the fact that I proposed marriage to him on behalf of someone special (not me), he autographed a pic for me.
Pps. The big surprise from my brother: A photo shoot of me! The only thing better than being around a celebrity is to feel like one. I can't wait!
Friday, July 11, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
In 2005, I saw the Bri Guy at Lombardi's canoodling with Megan Fox. They were so glitzy and actually ate the pizza. Megan spent a lot of time licking her fingers. I wanted to say hello, but Ex-BF-15 and I were still in that awkward new couple phase. He didn't yet know how crazy I was about the stars.
But getting back to Gale's birthday, he must be so happy to be turning 39, which is way better than 40. Let us be grateful for the parents who had sex and gave birth to him so that we could enjoy watching him (esp. on Desperate Housewives this fall!!!).
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Monday, July 07, 2008
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Maybe the tide of 2008 is turning.
Saturday, July 05, 2008
So here's what I think could happen during my birthday celebration next Saturday:
*Julia Roberts will call me to tell me how great it is to be 40 (tho it sucks). But why would I need to get my hair done to get a phone call?
*I will be flown out to LA to be Teri Hatcher's kissing double on Desperate Housewives--though I would probably need a horse-sized Xanax even to shake hands with Gale Harold.
*Through my brother's friend, I will get backstage after "Chicago," which I've never seen. That would be nice.
*Duran Duran's tour schedule says they'll be in Italy for my birthday, but really, they're coming to serenade DISH!
*I will be on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy--since I saw the culture guy at a party once and so we have a mutual friend--because Dish desperately needs a severe makeover (which I could do myself but I'm too lazy and why bother?).
*Jon Tenney will show up, which will make me immediately lose my appetite for cake. Because he gets to make out with the amazing Kyra Sedgwick, his starpower has doubled, rendering me nauseous with excitement.
*I'll be made up to attend the premiere of Mamma Mia, where I'll meet the famous Meryl Streep, who is my favoritest.
*Or, I get to be an extra in a film. Though I know what extra work is like and I'd rather have root canal--unless there's a speaking part.Stay tuned. I'm trying to break my brother but he's revealed nothing, which it very well might be. At least it gets my mind off my barren single wrinkled state.