Saturday, July 19, 2008

Founding Feathers

I thought I'd lost my sanity when I bought Music & Lyrics (twice) from Duane Reade's 9.99$ rack. But no, I ordered myself a Bedazzler 30 seconds ago. Is it wrong to fantasize about Bedazzling my hideous felted purses while watching John Adams? Laura Linney would never Bedazzle. She probably spends her time studying scripts, having intelligent conversations, looking at art, drinking espresso.

I'm going to spend my 40s Bedazzling. The Declaration of Independence would have been much prettier if Ben Franklin had Bedazzled it.

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