Saturday, May 31, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Obsessed with Olivia Newton John to the point where you even saw Twist of Fate, along with Xanadu (when it first came out and more than once).
Want desperately to relive the 80s.
Obsessed with Gene Kelly so much that you'll see him underused and feel your chest swell when he and Olivia dance together. It's like looking at the sun. Tony Roberts is not Gene, but he's pretty fun anyway.
Obsessed with ELO as much as it embarrasses you to admit it.
Miserable and need some confection.
Eager to see someone so much better than Michael Beck in the film version. Cheyenne Jackson is tall, tan, talented hotness as Sonny Malone.
Open to the idea of seeing someone attempt to recapture Olivia. Kerry Butler is freakishly amazing!
Tickled by super-flamboyant drag-queen gayness, as Dish is, especially when Andre Ward comes out on stage as one of the muses. He stole many moments and one of his lines made me snarf and pee.
Loved Jackie Hoffman in Kissing Jessica Stein and want to see her as the gawky muse.
Don't have the attention span for Shakespeare and need a short play with no intermission so your ass doesn't fall asleep.
Fifteen minutes later, friend of Dish sees Blythe Danner going into the Times Square subway, talking on her phone, calling someone "Honey." Blythe is wearing a floppy hat (honestly).
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
In other news, thank goodness for Duran Duran reflexing back into our big nasty city this weekend. My last DD foray was tainted by the presence of ex-BF-16 whose future lameness was then unknown. I’ll be purified by Nature and Simon, Nick, Roger, and John’s awesomeness. Dish keeps replaying “The Valley,” which is easily the favorite song, followed a close second by “Tempted,” “She’s Too Much,” and “Falling Down.”
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Poor Bill, though. He has to have sex with three attractive women (Can you say Yeast Infection five times fast?). No wonder his Erectile Dysfunction acts up. I get tired thinking about it. On the girls' side, so much work goes into pleasing one boring man, raising seven bitch-ass kids, French-braiding hair, and ironing those hideous long Little House on the Prairie skirts. Then there's the dinner table, with ten people making conversation. Just for fun, throw in a little cancer, arsenic poisoning, and extortion. Yummers!
And yet, I think I might like three boring men to satisfy me--one who doesn't speak, one who cooks and cleans, and another to bring me celeb mags and snax. One complex, interesting soul mate is only fun until the moment when he suddenly snaps--and he always does. Yes, polygamy could be excellent.
So, if you have insomnia, definitely rent this.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
But I digress. What I really meant to say before this testosterone-poisoning was that I love Kathy Bates. She brightens every screen, even if the movie is garbage. She’s beautiful, talented, and, when she’s acting, you can’t look anywhere else. Definitely in the handful of talents that makes me want to create and be alive.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Dish can't even speak...
Maybe a little--I mean, why didn't they get this overwith during Bram Stoker's Dracula? Though, come to think of it, I wouldn't have hooked up with Keanu then either. That British accent of his was hideous!
I'm totally going to start shoplifting now. Oh, it doesn't matter. They all wind up with Angelina in the long run.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
The only thing that scares me about Hillary and Julia Stiles is they both have scary teeth. See below.