Thursday, May 29, 2008

Hey, Brown Eyes

I hear you're single again. Me too. You don't want to get married. Me either. So, what say we hang? I mean, you're not really my type, but your sense of humor would help me forget that. You could introduce me to Julia Roberts and she and I could start a knitting club--and you could watch. You're getting long in the tooth--though your new veneers are fab--so I reserve the right to choose a younger model somewhere down the road. Plus, if you and me are together, I could encourage you to stay away from those hoity toity Coen brothers and do One Fine Day II. And how about that Facts of Life spin-off? I'm dying to give you another mullet, Georgey Porgey.

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