Legendary Flatulence

I Am Legend was not bad. Parts of it resembled Road Warrior, with the speeding car, the dog--who you know is going to bite it. Will Smith was fine. He's a legend because he discovers the cure--I so didn't see that coming. I sort of liked Smith better in Hitch, though the fat guy was missing from this one. Question: Why are all primal rabid night seekers so sculpted? Not a single bloated couch potato in the bunch. Now I know how to have a hot bod--get a virus that turns me into a raging cannibal. I'm almost there.

And the evening ended with my mother trying to feed me and our watching videos of celebrities farting on Youtube. http://youtube.com/watch?v=_9c3YhDLpmU

Now that's legendary.