Thursday, January 14, 2016
Celebrities Must Stay Inside for the Time Being
é Angélil, who discovered her at age 12, also lost his battle with cancer. You know what? Fuck cancer.
How to lift one's spirits after these losses?
Google Gwen and Blake, which I've done. Do a few puzzles--also done. Eat a vanilla kreme donut, yes. Think about how these stars made our lives better. That's easy to do.
é Angélil found Celine Dion because in 1998, that freaking song "My Heart Will Go On," well, it coaxed a few tears from Dish during a potent Titanic phase (for which I'm ashamed since it is one of the shittiest movies of all time). Also "New Day" was one of my anthems after a particularly awful year.
Our hearts will go on, but they're a little heavier.
And now to watch the hot mess that is the Republican debate, where there are plenty of candidates I'd rather see vanish. I shouldn't say that, should I? No apologies here. Life is short!
Posted by Dish at 3:17 PM