Friday, December 29, 2006

Julia Jingle: Pregnancy Haiku


Julia Preggers
The key is sep'rate bedrooms
Jules, where is the love?

No quirky romance?
No big laugh at smug hero?
Pretty Woman II?

Watch Mommie Dearest
No more buns in the oven
Chuck serious roles

Diapers are stinky
Say, "I want the fairy tale"
"Indefinitely."

Come back to romance
Make out with a big rich turd
Twenty-five million...

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