Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Dish on a Scandal

Every time Dish vows to hate Judi Dench, we can't help loving her. She's just so perfect, like that phony baloney Meryl Streep. She proves her perfection once again in Notes on a Scandal, which details a slightly lesbionic lonely spinster's intense female friendship with pedophiliac Cate Blanchett (who approaches that same perfection, except her lordly voice in Lord of the Rings annoyed us). Chaos and confession ensue between the girls all against the backdrop of Phillip Glass's endless cascading scales. When next we dish with our girlfriends, we're going to have his music playing in the background. It just lends a dramatic tone to everything. In any case, a teen gets to have sex with his art teacher (who doesn't?), Judi stops teaching so she can pick up more chicks, and Cate somehow reconciles with her old turd husband Bill Nighy. All in a day's work for Dame Judi.

We highly recommend and it'll make you think twice about divulging your secrets to a lonely person. With a cat no less. Speaking of which, ours just ralphed on the rug. It's spring!

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