May 23, 2007--1:45. Dish was walking from the West Side Market. We can't divulge the contents (lard sandwich) since we'd just come from the gym. As we made our way up 15th on 7th, we spotted this glowing bronze sternum. How did someone do that to their chest? Was it make up? We looked up and saw the angelic face of Helena Christensen, supermodel of the 80s and 90s, former lover of Michael Hutchens. Was it really she? As HC passed us, we whipped our head around. No butt and twig legs. Had to be. What are the chances she was buying a lard sandwich, too? Okay, yes, we're bitter over the lost chances to model due to lack of discipline and height.Non-sequitur: At the U.S. premiere of the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, we were distressed to hear Johnny Depp speak with a decidedly British accent to interviewers. Madonna, indeed. Old chap, fol de rol, what not. We're positively sick over it and have taken to bed. 'Tis no matter as we found the DVD for Purple Rain in the under 10$ bin at Duane Reade.
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