Tuesday, December 27, 2011

More Proof that Celebrity Heteros Shouldn't Marry!

Golden voiced Sinead O'Connor ended her marriage after 18 days. I couldn't understand her reasoning but here's the gist: Husband freaked out, wedding night search for maryjane wound up hurting them deeply, people around them were haters, they rushed into marriage and are now rushing out of it. Kim is off the hook! To be fair, Sinead is truly ill upstairs--and she knows it--and at least has the wherewithall not to screw her public into watching a televised marriage. At least Sinead didn't marry every five minutes either. She spaced them out within 10 years of each other (except for these last two).

The most exciting part of this Christmas was discovering that Nora Walker and Dishmama live practically next-door to each other, which means Dish could *easily* run into her in the elevator. I will make it so. I need a cup of sugar from the Flying Nun.

Sad condolences to friends, fans and family of Clare Veronica Walsh, a goddess spin instructor, who died at the far-too-young age of 22 and SNL writer Joe Bodolai, who left this earth by his own design. Blessings on their coming and going.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Many prayers for the passing of souls. May there be less pain for them in their next reincarnation...

Dish, you're actually derailing my tabloid rehab this morning. Must find out more about Sinead's late night hunt for weed. Herbs can definitely cause el problemos in la relacions! Lo siento por el espanol. Mucho mas tiempo en freerice.com

Dish said...

She puffs the magic dragon because she doesn't drink. Gotta do something!

I just donated 80 grains of rice.