The American Music Award show last night was a treat. Except today, Dish is far too apathetic to emote--and too busy eating vanilla frosting from a can. Thus, here are abbreviated thoughts:Jimmy Kimmel: Far too smug for Dish. Another bloated rich boy who probably got beaten up as a child. Who now wields power and influence.
Fergie: Usually, Dish is so over her, but she shined and wore the sparkles way better than Brits. And my bosoms heaved over her pairing with Will.i.am. Love them both.
Avril Lavigne: Goodness she has a pointy nose.
Rihanna: So beautiful and talented that Dish didn't realize someone sang with her. What is she doing with Josh Harshnets? She will blow him away with her brilliance. Though, he's a good actor, too, just not as.
The Jonas Brothers: Can you say Hanson II?
Akon: Just accept your damn award. And do it quick since the alleged rape simulation in your concert makes Dish sick.
Maroon 5: I get it.
Beyonce with Sugarland: Overrated
Celine: Great pipes, boring song.
Lenny Kravitz: Makes me melt. He could eat Doritos in his underpants and I'd feel the same.
Chris Brown: Love the dancing, the show, but can't anyone dance AND sing anymore? I'm probably missing something.
Alicia Keys: Dish doesn't listen to her, but she's perfect. A fab performer and lovely voice.
Duran Duran: Simon sounded off key, but they can do no wrong. I love them madly forever.
Now back to scowling and hoping The Hills brings inspiration. Watching beautiful morons deal makes Dish feel better about life.
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