Male Scrutiny

Why should Hollywood's aging starlets be tabloid targets? Everyone looks like crap now and then. Even the boys. Look at Russell from L.A. Confidential, the quintessential glamour flick:

And now, he's looking a little puffier. I'd still let him throw a cell phone at me (After which, I'd sue):

Sweet John Cusack then:

And now:

I love him, but his cuteness is fading. Do we chortle about his needing Botox or lipo so he can fit into a bikini? I'm just saying...