Dumper's Remorse?

So, The Curvy Divorcee flew to Minnesota to meet with her soon-to-be ex. It reminds me of stinktastic New in Town, when high-wheeling Renee Zellwagon flies to the same place, meets Harry Connick, Jr. and learns to love country folk. Do you think Kim could learn to love Minnesota? I think America's fascination with the family is based solely on the fact that it's fun to say: Kardashian. Here's SNL's take on the next phase: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/Kardashian-Divorce-Special/1366614.

In sad news: Heavyweight legend Joe Frazier, who fought Ali oh so many years ago when Dish was barely a toddler, seems to be in the last stages of liver cancer. How heartbreaking. Puts a lot of merde into proper perspective.

Marathon day! Dish ran on the treadmill and gloried in seeing exhausted runners such as Apolo Anton Ohno and Christie Turlington Burns huffing and puffing to the finish line. And this week, will try my hand at barefoot running: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/magazine/running-christopher-mcdougall.html?pagewanted=5&_r=1. I can already hear J.J. and HersheyKiss saying, "What the F do you wanna do that for?"

Tomorrow is the premiere of Duran Duran's supermodel-icious video for "Girl Panic," which will star all the greats from the 80s and 90s: Cindy, Naomi, Helena, Yasmin, Eva. Can't wait.