Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Host with The Most Is Back...

Ladies and Gentlemen, you can all breathe a sigh of relief. The paler than Dish host you want has materialized, just in time to retrieve the wreckage from the bottom of the barrel. Richard Simmons's Billy Crystal's mighty pecs quiver with manliness as he stares down at the pitiful, unfunny, waste of time the Oscars have been in recent years with much funnier yet less-magic-touch-possessing hosts. BC nestles the limp phallus that was the mighty Oscars in his loving, ripped arms. Will Oscar live again? (wish Ricky could have done 2 shows...)

Just caught up on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Did Kelsey Grammer *really* cross-dress? No biggie, I mean, I learned on Divorce Court that this *is* a hetero thing. No judgment here just gossipy. Many pot-shots taken on his masculinity this season. Don't blame the wives one bit. Imagining him in red satin teddy.

Dominating the news is the fired Penn State football coach and ongoing rape cover-up. Nothing beats the vileness of the abuse itself but outraged crowds supporting those who covered it up belong in landfill.

Dish being very castrating.

3 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

I wonder if Dish knows what happened to Billy Crystal's eyebrows? I find them (or lack of them) disturbing.

On another note, I do hope Dish is caught up with her Glees. Imaginary future Mrs Kiss is simply divine.

Dish said...

BC has looked bizarre for a while. Facelift?

I'm almost caught up with Glees. By tomorrow night, we'll talk the same language. Crissisese.

Anonymous said...

Kelsey's lack of ability to directly communicate with Camille like a rational adult says far more about his manliness than his penchant for high heels and silk teddies ever could.

Besides now that Robyn is pregnant and all the wives are living in different houses, the subtle drama of Sister Wives makes RHBH seem shrill and overly orchestrated.