Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Phase 1: Steal Underpants

If anyone knows where this headline comes from (and you're not TG), you win an autographed dish from Dish!

Daniel Craig allegedly called the Kardashians "f*cking idiots" in January's issue of GQ. This James Bond rules. Waiting patiently for him to send Rachel 'round for tea and girl-talk on newlywed bliss, my treat. Ever since The Constant Gardener, I've imagined we're best friends.

Marie Osmond has had some scary facial work done. I love my Marie. She's a faintin' Jenny Craigin' re-marryin'-first-husband Mormon masterpiece goddess. She had me at "Which Way You Goin', Billy" way back in the 70s. I even had the doll with the leafy purple dress. But I hate it when my icons' faces are smoother than mine.

Quickies that are so disturbing I can't delve too deep: Conrad Murray sentenced to four years which is not a lot, the Norway massacre-er deemed insane like what was your first clue, Alexis from RHoOC got a nose job and looks just like everyone else thank jebus, Britney Spears is reading a book and it's a funny thing that deals with things about love, Herman Cain rethinking his campaign after another woman comes forward about wayward wang tendencies--which makes the Republicans an even more fun bunch, Miranda Kerr on Dish-Sh*t-List for ALSO claiming she was ugly growing up. Boo!

RIP, Patrice O'Neal, leaving this earth too soon at 41.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

South Park?

Dish said...

Yes! You get the prize. To receive your autographed Dish from Dish, you may send an address to dishuponastar@gmail.com.

Hurray!

Anonymous said...

I actually saw the Underpants Gnomes business model in a movie older than South Park. It is older than South Park and did not originate with South Park. It was in the background behind some characters in the movie who were talking. One of the main characters was standing in front of step two so you couldn't see it. It had no bearing on the movie whatsoever, and wasn't even mentioned in the movie. It was just background. I wish I could remember what movie I saw it in. Some obscure college movie probably, like "PCU", or older.

Dish said...

That's disappointing, anonymous, though I don't think it's the first time SP has swiped an idea. Thanks for pointing this out. It adds to my trivia.