Thursday, August 01, 2013

No More Quick Fixes, Dr. Oz

Dish is a whore for quick insomnia fixes so when Dr. Oz suggested gelatin as a helper for ZZzzzs, there was a running redhead on the street, heading for my favorite deli where I found expired boxes of Jello and then one black cherry box still ripe. I ran home and made it, then let it sit because I'm not a fan of Jello, except when my gramma made it. If she were in the vicinity, I'd chow it down. Maybe if there were some Cool-Whip. Long story long, I threw out the entire thing.

Much like gelatin, Simon Cowell's spawn adhered itself to one woman's lucky womb. Can you imagine the good fortune of growing up with a cranky father who tells him he's awful and not idol potential? (Love Simon, though!)

Kat Von D is one of my favorites, though her taste in men keeps getting worse. Maybe caught on a date with Drew Barrymore's ex--the really weird one?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

PS Angelina crosses an ocean every week.

Dish said...

I don't.

Anonymous said...

Where is the rest of last week? We're two days ignorant of the stars?

Dish said...

I'm sorry. I feel lame. Have been living in a rabbit hole for a while. Will come out on August 18th. And then nothing will stand in my way.

hp said...

August 18?? You have to be kidding. This is severe famine or are you going to the Hamptons. That would be ok.

Dish said...

Who is HP? The mystery compels me to post. I'm not going the Hamptons--France.